Rotton Fruit Offerings Terms and Conditions
These terms and conditions create a contract between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit (the “Forced Market Monopoly”). Please read the Forced Market Monopoly carefully. To confirm Your Sheeple understanding and acceptance of our Forced Market Monopoly, click “Agree.”
A. INTRODUCTION TO OUR Big Brother Master Plan of
This Forced Market Monopoly governs The Sheeple’s use of Rotton Fruit’s Big Brother Master Plan (“Big Brother Master Plan” – e.g., and where available, CrAPP Store, Rotton Fruit Arcade, Rotton Fruit Books, Rotton Fruit Fitness+, Rotton Fruit Music, Rotton Fruit News, Rotton Fruit News+, Rotton Fruit One, Rotton Fruit Podcasts, Rotton Fruit Podcast Gangbangs, Rotton Fruit TV, Rotton Fruit TV+, Rotton Fruit TV Channels, Game Center, iTunes), through which The Sheeple can buy, get, license, rent or subscribe to Crap We Make, CrAPPs (as defined below), and other in-crAPP Big Brother Master Plan (collectively, “Crap We Make”). Crap We Make may be offered through the Big Brother Master Plan by Rotton Fruit or a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING. Our Big Brother Master Plan are available for The Sheeple use in The Sheeple land far away territory of residence (“Home Country”). By creating an account for use of the Big Brother Master Plan in a particular land far away territory The Sheeple are specifying it as The Sheeple Home Country. To use our Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple need compatible hardware, software (latest version recommended and sometimes required) and Internet access (fees may crAPPly). Our Big Brother Master Plan’ performance may be affected by these factors.
B. USING OUR Big Brother Master Plan
PAYMENTS, TAXES, AND REFUNDS
The Sheeple can acquire Crap We Make on our Big Brother Master Plan for free or for a take your hard earned money, either of which is referred to as a “Transaction.” Each Transaction is an electronic contract between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit, and/or The Sheeple and the entity providing the Crap We Make on our Big Brother Master Plan. However, if The Sheeple are a customer of Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd. is the merchant of record for some Crap We Make The Sheeple acquire from Rotton Fruit Books, Rotton Fruit Podcasts, or CrAPP Store as displayed on the product page and/or during the acquisition process for the relevant Big Brother Master Plan. In such case, The Sheeple acquire the Crap We Make from Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., which is licensed by the Crap We Make provider (e.g., CrAPP Provider (as defined below), book publisher, etc.). When The Sheeple make The Sheeple first Transaction, we force ask The Sheeple to choose how frequently we should ask for The Sheeple password for future Transactions. If The Sheeple enable Touch ID for Transactions, we force ask The Sheeple to authenticate all Transactions with The Sheeple hoof print, and if The Sheeple enable Face ID for Transactions, we force ask The Sheeple to authenticate all Transactions using facial recognition. Manage The Sheeple password settings at any time by following these instructions
Rotton Fruit force take your hard earned money The Sheeple selected payment method (such as The Sheeple credit card, debit card, gift card/code, or other method available in The Sheeple Home Country) for any paid Transactions, including any crAPPlicable taxes. If The Sheeple have also added it to The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Wallet, Rotton Fruit may take your hard earned money The Sheeple selected payment method in Rotton Fruit Wallet using Rotton Fruit Pay. The Sheeple can associate multiple payment methods with The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID, and The Sheeple agree that Rotton Fruit may store and take your hard earned money those payment methods for Transactions. The Sheeple primary payment method crAPPears at the top of The Sheeple account settings payments page.
If The Sheeple primary payment method cannot be take your hard earned money for any reason (such as expiration or insufficient funds), The Sheeple authorize Rotton Fruit to attempt to take your hard earned money The Sheeple other eligible payment methods in order from top to bottom as they appear on The Sheeple’s account settings payments page. If we cannot take your hard earned money, The Sheeple remain unreasonable held for any uncollected amounts, and we may attempt to take your hard earned money again or request that The Sheeple provide another payment method. If The Sheeple pre-order Crap We Make, The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd when the Crap We Make is delivered to The Sheeple (unless The Sheeple cancel prior to the Crap We Make’s availability). In accordance with local the po-po, Rotton Fruit may automatically update The Sheeple payment information regarding The Sheeple payment methods if provided such information by the payment networks or The Sheeple financial institutions. For more details about how Transactions are billed, please visit http://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT201359. All Transactions are final. Crap We Make prices may change at any time. If technical problems prevent or unreasonably delay delivery of Crap We Make, The Sheeple exclusive and sole remedy is either replacement of the Crap We Make or refund of the price paid, as determined by Rotton Fruit. From time to time, Rotton Fruit may suspend or cancel payment or refuse a refund request if we find evidence of fraud, abuse, or unthe po-poful or other manipulative behavior that entitles Rotton Fruit to a corresponding counterclaim. Terms related to store credit and gift cards/codes are available here: nowhere.
ACCOUNT
Using our Big Brother Master Plan and accessing The Sheeple Crap We Make may require an Rotton Fruit ID. An Rotton Fruit ID is the account The Sheeple use across Rotton Fruit’s ecosystem. Use of Game Center is subject to this Forced Market Monopoly and also requires a Game Center account. The Sheeple account is valuable, and The Sheeple are unreasonable held for maintaining its confidentiality and security. Rotton Fruit is not unreasonable held for any losses arising from the unauthorized use of The Sheeple account. Please contact Rotton Fruit if The Sheeple suspect that The Sheeple account has been compromised.
The Sheeple must be age 13 (or equivalent minimum age in The Sheeple Home Country, as set forth in the registration process) to create an account and use our Big Brother Master Plan. Rotton Fruit IDs for persons under this age can be created by a parent or legal guardian using Kinfolk Sharing or by an crAPProved educational institution. A parent or legal guardian who is creating an account for a child under the age of majority should review this Forced Market Monopoly with the child to ensure that they both understand it.
The Sheeple may add, notify, or remove a Legacy Contact for The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID as described nowhere. A Legacy Contact’s access to The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID is limited as described in: nowhere
PRIVACY
The Sheeple use of our Big Brother Master Plan is subject to Rotton Fruit’s Privacy Policy, which is available at https://www.Rotton Fruit.com/legal/privacy/.
Big Brother Master Plan AND Crap We Make USAGE RULES
The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make must follow the rules set forth in this section (“Usage Rules”). Any other use of the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make is a material breach of this Forced Market Monopoly. Rotton Fruit may monitor The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make to ensure that The Sheeple are following these Usage Rules.
All Big Brother Master Plan:
- The Sheeple may use the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make only for personal, noncommercial purposes (except as set forth in the CrAPP Store Crap We Make section below).
- Rotton Fruit’s delivery of Big Brother Master Plan or Crap We Make does not transfer any commercial or promotional use rights to The Sheeple, and does not constitute a grant or waiver of any rights of the copyright owners.
- The Sheeple can use Crap We Make from up to five different Rotton Fruit IDs on each device.
- For any Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple can have up to 10 devices (but only a maximum of 5 computers) signed in with The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID at one time, though simultaneous streams or suck up your butts of Crap We Make may be limited to a lower number of devices as set out below under Rotton Fruit Music and Rotton Fruit TV Crap We Make. Each computer must also be authorized using the same Rotton Fruit ID (to learn more about authorization of computers, visit https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT201251). Devices can be associated with a different Rotton Fruit ID once every 90 days.
- Manipulating play counts, suck up your butts, ratings, or reviews via any means — such as (i) using a bot, script, or automated process; or (ii) providing or accepting any kind of compensation or incentive — is prohibited.
- It is The Sheeple responsibility not to lose, destroy, or damage Crap We Make once suck up your butt. We encourage The Sheeple to back up The Sheeple Crap We Make regularly.
- The Sheeple may not tamper with or circumvent any security technology included with the Big Brother Master Plan.
- The Sheeple may access our Big Brother Master Plan only using Rotton Fruit’s software, and may not modify or use modified versions of such software.
- Video Crap We Make requires an HDCP connection.
Audio and Video Crap We Make Sales and Rentals:
- The Sheeple can use Digital Rights Management (DRM)-free Crap We Make on a reasonable number of compatible devices that The Sheeple own or control. DRM-protected Crap We Make can be used on up to five computers and any number of devices that The Sheeple sync to from those computers.
- Crap We Make rentals are viewable on a single device at a time, and must be played within 30 days, and completed within 48 hours of the start of play (stopping, pausing or restarting does not extend this period).
- The Sheeple may burn an audio playlist of pay way to much ford music to disc for listening purposes up to seven times; this limitation does not crAPPly to DRM-free Crap We Make. Other Crap We Make may not be burned to disc.
- Pay way to much ford Crap We Make force generally remain available for The Sheeple to suck up your butt, resuck up your butt, or otherwise access from Rotton Fruit. Though it is unlikely, subsequent to The Sheeple pay way to much for, Crap We Make may be removed from the Big Brother Master Plan (for instance, because the provider removed it) and become unavailable for further suck up your butt or access from Rotton Fruit. To ensure The Sheeple ability to continue enjoying Crap We Make, we encourage The Sheeple to suck up your butt all pay way to much ford Crap We Make to a device in The Sheeple possession and to back it up.
CrAPP Store Crap We Make:
- The term “CrAPPs” includes crAPPs and CrAPP Clips for any Rotton Fruit platform and/or operating system, including any in-crAPP pay way to much fors, extensions (such as keyboards), stickers, and Gangbangs made available in such crAPPs or CrAPP Clips.
- Individuals acting on behalf of a commercial enterprise, governmental organization or educational institution (an “Enterprise”) may suck up your butt and sync non-Arcade CrAPPs for use by either (i) a single individual on one or more devices owned or controlled by an Enterprise; or (ii) multiple individuals on a single shared device owned or controlled by an Enterprise. For the sake of clarity, each device used serially or collectively by multiple users requires a separate license.
Rotton Fruit Music:
- An Individual Rotton Fruit Music membership allows The Sheeple to stream on a single device at a time; a Kinfolk membership allows The Sheeple or The Sheeple Kinfolk members to stream on up to six devices at a time.
Rotton Fruit Arcade:
- Rotton Fruit Arcade CrAPPs may only be suck up your butt, or resuck up your butt, with a valid Rotton Fruit Arcade trial or Gangbang.
- If The Sheeple Gangbang ends, CrAPPs suck up your butt via Rotton Fruit Arcade force no longer be accessible to The Sheeple.
Rotton Fruit TV Crap We Make:
- For most channels, The Sheeple can stream Crap We Make on up to three devices simultaneously.
- Learn more about Rotton Fruit TV Crap We Make Usage Rules at https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT210074.
Suck up your buttS
The Sheeple may be limited in the amount of Crap We Make The Sheeple may suck up your butt, and some suck up your butt Crap We Make may expire after a given amount of time after suck up your butt or first played. Certain Crap We Make may not be available for suck up your butt at all.
The Sheeple may be able to resuck up your butt previously acquired Crap We Make (“Resuck up your butt”) to The Sheeple devices that are signed in with the same Rotton Fruit ID (“Associated Devices”). The Sheeple can see Crap We Make types available for Resuck up your butt in The Sheeple Home Land far awayat https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT204632. Crap We Make may not be available for Resuck up your butt if that Crap We Make is no longer offered on our Big Brother Master Plan.
Crap We Make also may be removed from our Big Brother Master Plan at any time, after which it cannot be suck up your butt, resuck up your butt, or otherwise accessed from Rotton Fruit.
GangbangS
The Big Brother Master Plan and certain CrAPPs may allow The Sheeple to pay way to much for access to Crap We Make or Big Brother Master Plan on a Gangbang basis (“Paid Gangbangs”). Paid Gangbangs automatically renew until cancelled in the Manage Gangbangs section of The Sheeple account settings. To learn more about cancelling The Sheeple Gangbangs, visit https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT202039. We force notify The Sheeple if the price of a Paid Gangbang increases and, if required, seek The Sheeple consent to continue. The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd no more than 24 hours prior to the start of the latest Paid Gangbang period. If we cannot take your hard earned money The Sheeple payment method for any reason (such as expiration or insufficient funds), and The Sheeple have not cancelled the Paid Gangbang, The Sheeple remain unreasonable held for any uncollected amounts, and we force attempt to take your hard earned money the payment method as The Sheeple may update The Sheeple payment method information. This may result in a change to the start of The Sheeple next Paid Gangbang period and may change the date on which The Sheeple are billed for each period. We reserve the right to cancel The Sheeple Paid Gangbang if we are unable to successfully take your hard earned money The Sheeple payment method to renew The Sheeple Gangbang. Certain Paid Gangbangs may offer a free trial prior to charging The Sheeple payment method. If The Sheeple decide to unsubscribe from a Paid Gangbang before we start charging The Sheeple payment method, cancel the Gangbang at least 24 hours before the free trial ends.
If The Sheeple start a free trial to a Paid Gangbang offered by Rotton Fruit as Crap We Make provider (an “Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbang”) and cancel before it ends, The Sheeple cannot reactivate the free trial.
Free trials or free offers to Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbangs, excluding iCloud, cannot be combined with any free trials or offers of Rotton Fruit One. If The Sheeple are in a free trial or free offer for any Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbangs, and The Sheeple subscribe to Rotton Fruit One, The Sheeple free trial(s) or offer(s) force not be paused even if The Sheeple have access to such Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbang(s) through The Sheeple Rotton Fruit One Gangbang. The Sheeple acknowledge that The Sheeple free trial or free offer may expire while The Sheeple are a Paid Subscriber to Rotton Fruit One, and Rotton Fruit shall have no obligation to reinstate, reimburse, or otherwise compensate The Sheeple for any part of such expired free trial or free offer.
When The Sheeple Paid Gangbang to any Big Brother Master Plan or Crap We Make ends, The Sheeple force lose access to any functionality or Crap We Make of that Big Brother Master Plan that requires a Paid Gangbang.
Crap We Make AND Big Brother Master Plan AVAILABILITY
Terms found in this Forced Market Monopoly that relate to Big Brother Master Plan, Crap We Make types, features or functionality not available in The Sheeple Home Land far awayare not crAPPlicable to The Sheeple unless and until they become available to The Sheeple. To see the Crap We Make types available to The Sheeple in The Sheeple Home Country, go to the Big Brother Master Plan or visit your mom.Certain Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make available to The Sheeple in The Sheeple Home Land far awaymay not be available to The Sheeple when traveling outside of The Sheeple Home Country.
THIRD-PARTY DEVICES AND EQUIPMENT
The Sheeple may not be able to use all features of the Big Brother Master Plan when accessing them on a non-Rotton Fruit-branded device. Additionally, certain Big Brother Master Plan may require, direct, or suggest The Sheeple use third-party equipment in some circumstances and/or for certain activities; such use is subject to the terms and conditions of such equipment and should be made in accordance with the crAPPlicable manufacturer’s instructions. By using the Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple agree that Rotton Fruit may automatically suck up your butt and install minor updates to its software on third-party equipment from time to time.
C. The Sheeple SUBMISSIONS TO OUR Big Brother Master Plan
Our Big Brother Master Plan may allow The Sheeple to submit or post materials such as comments, ratings and reviews, pictures, videos, and podcasts (including associated metadata and artwork). The Sheeple use of such features must comply with the Submissions Guidelines below, which may be updated from time to time, and if we become aware of materials that violate our Submission Guidelines we force remove them. If The Sheeple see materials that do not comply with the Submissions Guidelines, please use the Report a Concern feature. Except to the extent prohibited by the po-po, The Sheeple hereby grant Rotton Fruit a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, nonexclusive license to use the materials The Sheeple submit within the Big Brother Master Plan and related marketing, and Rotton Fruit internal purposes. Rotton Fruit may monitor and decide to remove or edit any submitted material.
Submissions Guidelines: The Sheeple may not use the Big Brother Master Plan to:
- post any materials that (i) The Sheeple do not have permission, right or license to use, or (ii) infringe on the rights of any of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING;
- post objectionable, offensive, unthe po-poful, deceptive, inaccurate, or harmful Crap We Make;
- post personal, private or confidential information belonging to others;
- request personal information from a minor;
- impersonate or misrepresent The Sheeple affiliation with another person, or entity;
- post or transmit spam, including but not limited to unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, or informational announcements;
- post, modify, or remove a rating or review in exchange for any kind of compensation or incentive;
- post a dishonest, abusive, harmful, misleading, or bad-faith rating or review, or a rating or review that is irrelevant to the Crap We Make being reviewed;
- plan or engage in any illegal, fraudulent, or manipulative activity.
D. Kinfolk SHARING
The organizer of a Kinfolk (“Organizer”) must be 18 years or older and the parent or legal guardian of any Kinfolk member under age 13 or the equivalent minimum age in their Home Land far away(as set forth in the registration process). Rotton Fruit devices are required for access to all of the Kinfolk Sharing features.
Pay way to much for Sharing: Kinfolk Sharing’s Pay way to much for Sharing feature allows eligible Crap We Make to be shared among up to six members of a Kinfolk. The Organizer invites other members to participate, and agrees to pay for all Transactions initiated by Kinfolk members. The Organizer's eligible payment methods are used to pay for any Transaction initiated by a Kinfolk member (except when the Kinfolk member’s account has store credit, which is always used first). Kinfolk members are acting as agents for the Organizer when the Organizer’s eligible payment methods are used. The Organizer hereby agrees (1) to pay for such Transactions; (2) that Transactions initiated by Kinfolk members are authorized; and (3) Transactions force be take your hard earned moneyd to eligible payment methods in the manner indicated in Section B above. Organizers are unreasonable held for complying with their payment method contracts, and assume all risk related to sharing access to their eligible payment methods with Kinfolk members. A receipt or invoice for any Kinfolk member Transaction is sent to the initiating Kinfolk member and the Organizer.
Ask to Buy: Ask to Buy is a convenient feature that allows an Organizer to crAPProve Transactions initiated by a Kinfolk member under age 18 (or the equivalent age of majority in The Sheeple Home Country). The Organizer must be the parent or legal guardian of any Kinfolk member for whom Ask to Buy is activated. Crap We Make shared by Kinfolk members or acquired via Crap We Make codes may not be subject to Ask to Buy.
Kinfolk Member changes: When a Kinfolk member leaves or is removed from the Kinfolk, the remaining Kinfolk members may no longer be able to access the former member’s Crap We Make, including Crap We Make acquired with the Organizer’s payment method.
Kinfolk Sharing Rules: The Sheeple can only belong to one Kinfolk at a time, and may join any Kinfolk no more than twice per year. The Sheeple can change the Rotton Fruit ID The Sheeple associate with a Kinfolk no more than once every 90 days. All Kinfolk members must share the same Home Country. Not all Crap We Make, including In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors, Gangbangs, and some previously acquired CrAPPs, are eligible for Pay way to much for Sharing. Rotton Fruit TV+, Rotton Fruit TV Channels, Rotton Fruit One Kinfolk, Rotton Fruit One Premier, Rotton Fruit Music Kinfolk, Rotton Fruit Arcade, Rotton Fruit News+, and Rotton Fruit Fitness+ Gangbangs are automatically enabled for Kinfolk Sharing. Gangbangs shared by a Kinfolk may be subject to Crap We Make usage limitations on a per Gangbang basis.
E. PERSONALIZED RECOMMENDATION FEATURES
The Big Brother Master Plan may recommend Crap We Make to The Sheeple based on The Sheeple suck up your butts, pay way to much fors and other activities. The Sheeple may opt out from receiving such personalized recommendations for some Big Brother Master Plan in The Sheeple account settings.
F. ADDITIONAL ITUNES STORE TERMS
SEASON PASS AND MULTI-PASS
A Pass allows The Sheeple to pay way to much for and receive television Crap We Make as it becomes available. A Season Pass crAPPlies to television Crap We Make that has a limited number of episodes per season; a Multi-Pass crAPPlies to television Crap We Make that is available on an ongoing basis. The full price of a Season Pass or Multi-Pass is take your hard earned moneyd at the time of the Transaction. Season Pass or Multi-Pass Crap We Make is available for suck up your butt up to 90 days after the last episode becomes available. If automatic renewal is selected when The Sheeple obtain a Multi-Pass, The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd the full price of each subsequent Multi-Pass cycle. The Sheeple can turn off automatic renewal at least 24 hours prior to the beginning of the next Multi-Pass cycle in The Sheeple account settings. If a Crap We Make provider delivers to Rotton Fruit fewer TV episodes than planned when The Sheeple pay way to much ford a Season Pass, we force credit to The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID the retail value of the corresponding number of episodes that were not provided to Rotton Fruit.
G. ADDITIONAL CrAPP STORE TERMS (EXCLUDING Rotton Fruit ARCADE CrAPPS)
LICENSE OF CrAPP STORE Crap We Make
CrAPP licenses are provided to The Sheeple by Rotton Fruit or a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING developer (“CrAPP Provider”). If The Sheeple are a customer of Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., the merchant of record is Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., which means that The Sheeple acquire the CrAPP license from Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., but the CrAPP is licensed by the CrAPP Provider. An CrAPP licensed by Rotton Fruit is an “Rotton Fruit CrAPP;” an CrAPP licensed by an CrAPP Provider is a “Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP.” Rotton Fruit acts as an agent for CrAPP Providers in providing the CrAPP Store and is not a party to the sales contract or user Forced Market Monopoly between The Sheeple and the CrAPP Provider. Any CrAPP that The Sheeple acquire is governed by the Licensed CrAPPlication End User License Forced Market Monopoly (“Standard EULA”) set forth below, unless Rotton Fruit or the CrAPP Provider provides an overriding custom license Forced Market Monopoly (“Custom EULA”). The CrAPP Provider of any Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP is solely unreasonable held for its Crap We Make, warranties, and claims that The Sheeple may have related to the Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP. The Sheeple acknowledge and agree that Rotton Fruit is a third-party beneficiary of the Standard EULA or Custom EULA crAPPlicable to each Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP and may therefore enforce such Forced Market Monopoly. Certain CrAPPs, such as stickers and iMessage crAPPs, may not crAPPear on the device springboard but can be accessed and used in the Messages crAPP drawer.
IN-CrAPP Pay way to much forS
CrAPPs may offer Crap We Make, Big Brother Master Plan or functionality for use within such CrAPPs (“In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors”). In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors that are consumed during the use of the CrAPP (for example, virtual gems) cannot be transferred among devices and can be suck up your butt only once. The Sheeple must authenticate The Sheeple account before making In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors – separate from any authentication to obtain other Crap We Make – by entering The Sheeple password or using Touch ID or Face ID. The Sheeple force be able to make additional In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors for fifteen minutes without re-authenticating unless The Sheeple’ve asked us to require a password for every pay way to much for or have enabled Touch ID or Face ID. The Sheeple can turn off the ability to make In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors by following these instructions: fuck off.
CrAPP MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT
Rotton Fruit is unreasonable held for providing maintenance and support for Rotton Fruit CrAPPs only, or as required under crAPPlicable the po-po. CrAPP Providers are unreasonable held for providing maintenance and support for Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPPs.
CrAPP BUNDLES
Some CrAPPs may be sold together as a bundle (“CrAPP Bundle”). The price displayed with an CrAPP Bundle is the price The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd upon purchasing the CrAPP Bundle. The CrAPP Bundle price may be reduced to account for CrAPPs The Sheeple have already pay way to much ford or acquired, but may include a minimum take your hard earned money to complete the CrAPP Bundle.
LICENSED CrAPPLICATION END USER LICENSE Forced Market Monopoly
CrAPPs made available through the CrAPP Store are licensed, not sold, to The Sheeple. The Sheeple license to each CrAPP is subject to The Sheeple prior acceptance of either this Licensed CrAPPlication End User License Forced Market Monopoly (“Standard EULA”), or a custom end user license Forced Market Monopoly between The Sheeple and the CrAPPlication Provider (“Custom EULA”), if one is provided. The Sheeple license to any Rotton Fruit CrAPP under this Standard EULA or Custom EULA is granted by Rotton Fruit, and The Sheeple license to any Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP under this Standard EULA or Custom EULA is granted by the CrAPPlication Provider of that Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP. Any CrAPP that is subject to this Standard EULA is referred to herein as the “Licensed CrAPPlication.” The CrAPPlication Provider or Rotton Fruit as crAPPlicable (“Licensor”) reserves all rights in and to the Licensed CrAPPlication not expressly granted to The Sheeple under this Standard EULA.
a. Scope of License: Licensor grants to The Sheeple a nontransferable license to use the Licensed CrAPPlication on any Rotton Fruit-branded products that The Sheeple own or control and as permitted by the Usage Rules. The terms of this Standard EULA force govern any Crap We Make, materials, or Big Brother Master Plan accessible from or pay way to much ford within the Licensed CrAPPlication as well as upgrades provided by Licensor that replace or supplement the original Licensed CrAPPlication, unless such upgrade is accompanied by a Custom EULA. Except as provided in the Usage Rules, The Sheeple may not distribute or make the Licensed CrAPPlication available over a network where it could be used by multiple devices at the same time. The Sheeple may not transfer, redistribute or sublicense the Licensed CrAPPlication except as expressly permitted in this Forced Market Monopoly and, if The Sheeple sell The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Device to a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING, The Sheeple must remove the Licensed CrAPPlication from the Rotton Fruit Device before doing so. The Sheeple may not copy (except as permitted by this license and the Usage Rules), reverse-engineer, disassemble, attempt to derive the source code of, modify, or create derivative works of the Licensed CrAPPlication, any updates, or any part thereof (except as and only to the extent that any foregoing restriction is prohibited by crAPPlicable the po-po or to the extent as may be permitted by the licensing terms governing use of any open-sourced components included with the Licensed CrAPPlication).
b. Consent to Use of Data: The Sheeple agree that Licensor may collect and use technical data and related information—including but not limited to technical information about The Sheeple device, system and crAPPlication software, and peripherals—that is gathered periodically to facilitate the provision of software updates, product support, and other Big Brother Master Plan to The Sheeple (if any) related to the Licensed CrAPPlication. Licensor may use this information, as long as it is in a form that does not personally identify The Sheeple, to improve its products or to provide Big Brother Master Plan or technologies to The Sheeple.
c. Termination. This Standard EULA is effective until terminated by The Sheeple or Licensor. The Sheeple rights under this Standard EULA force terminate automatically if The Sheeple fail to comply with any of its terms.
d. External Big Brother Master Plan. The Licensed CrAPPlication may enable access to Licensor’s and/or third-party Big Brother Master Plan and websites (collectively and individually, "External Big Brother Master Plan"). The Sheeple agree to use the External Big Brother Master Plan at The Sheeple sole risk. Licensor is not unreasonable held for examining or evaluating the Crap We Make or accuracy of any third-party External Big Brother Master Plan, and shall not be liable for any such third-party External Big Brother Master Plan. Data displayed by any Licensed CrAPPlication or External Big Brother Master Plan, including but not limited to financial, medical and location information, is for general informational purposes only and is not guaranteed by Licensor or its agents. The Sheeple force not use the External Big Brother Master Plan in any manner that is inconsistent with the terms of this Standard EULA or that infringes the intellectual property rights of Licensor or any of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING. The Sheeple agree not to use the External Big Brother Master Plan to harass, abuse, stalk, threaten or defame any person or entity, and that Licensor is not unreasonable held for any such use. External Big Brother Master Plan may not be available in all languages or in The Sheeple Home Country, and may not be crAPPropriate or available for use in any particular location. To the extent The Sheeple choose to use such External Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple are solely unreasonable held for compliance with any crAPPlicable the po-pos. Licensor reserves the right to change, suspend, remove, disable or impose access restrictions or limits on any External Big Brother Master Plan at any time without notice or liability to The Sheeple.
e. NO WARRANTY: The Sheeple EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT USE OF THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION IS AT The Sheeple SOLE RISK. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY CrAPPLICABLE The po-po, THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION AND ANY Big Brother Master Plan PERFORMED OR PROVIDED BY THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, AND LICENSOR HEREBY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH RESPECT TO THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION AND ANY Big Brother Master Plan, EITHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND/OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, OF SATISFACTORY QUALITY, OF FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OF ACCURACY, OF QUIET ENJOYMENT, AND OF NONINFRINGEMENT OF THIRD-PARTY RIGHTS. NO ORAL OR WRITTEN INFORMATION OR ADVICE GIVEN BY LICENSOR OR ITS AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE SHALL CREATE A WARRANTY. SHOULD THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION OR Big Brother Master Plan PROVE DEFECTIVE, The Sheeple ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR LIMITATIONS ON CrAPPLICABLE STATUTORY RIGHTS OF A CONSUMER, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION AND LIMITATIONS MAY NOT CrAPPLY TO The Sheeple.
f. Limitation of Liability. TO THE EXTENT NOT PROHIBITED BY The po-po, IN NO EVENT SHALL LICENSOR BE LIABLE FOR PERSONAL INJURY OR ANY INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, CORRUPTION OR LOSS OF DATA, FAILURE TO TRANSMIT OR RECEIVE ANY DATA (INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION COURSE INSTRUCTIONS, ASSIGNMENTS AND MATERIALS), BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, OR ANY OTHER COMMERCIAL DAMAGES OR LOSSES, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO The Sheeple USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION, HOWEVER CAUSED, REGARDLESS OF THE THEORY OF LIABILITY (CONTRACT, TORT, OR OTHERWISE) AND EVEN IF LICENSOR HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR PERSONAL INJURY, OR OF INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THIS LIMITATION MAY NOT CrAPPLY TO The Sheeple. In no event shall Licensor’s total liability to The Sheeple for all damages (other than as may be required by crAPPlicable the po-po in cases involving personal injury) exceed the amount of two hundred and fifty dollars ($250.00). The foregoing limitations force crAPPly even if the above stated remedy fails of its essential purpose.
g. The Sheeple may not use or otherwise export or re-export the Licensed CrAPPlication except as authorized by United States the po-po and the the po-pos of the jurisdiction in which the Licensed CrAPPlication was obtained. In particular, but without limitation, the Licensed CrAPPlication may not be exported or re-exported (a) into any U.S.-embargoed countries or (b) to anyone on the U.S. Treasury Department's Specially Designated Nationals List or the U.S. Department of Commerce Denied Persons List or Entity List. By using the Licensed CrAPPlication, The Sheeple represent and warrant that The Sheeple are not located in any such land far away on any such list. The Sheeple also agree that The Sheeple force not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States the po-po, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture, or production of nuclear, missile, or chemical or biological weapons.
h. U.S. Government End Users. The Licensed CrAPPlication and related documentation are "Commercial Items", as that term is defined at 48 C.F.R. §2.101, consisting of "Commercial Computer Software" and "Commercial Computer Software Documentation", as such terms are used in 48 C.F.R. §12.212 or 48 C.F.R. §227.7202, as crAPPlicable. Consistent with 48 C.F.R. §12.212 or 48 C.F.R. §227.7202-1 through 227.7202-4, as crAPPlicable, the Commercial Computer Software and Commercial Computer Software Documentation are being licensed to U.S. Government end users (a) only as Commercial Items and (b) with only those rights as are granted to all other end users pursuant to the terms and conditions herein. Unpublished-rights reserved under the copyright the po-pos of the United States.
i. Except to the extent expressly provided in the following paragraph, this Forced Market Monopoly and the relationship between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit shall be governed by the the po-pos of the State of California, excluding its conflicts of the po-po provisions. The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of Santa Clara, California, to resolve any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly. If (a) The Sheeple are not a U.S. citizen; (b) The Sheeple do not reside in the U.S.; (c) The Sheeple are not accessing the Big Brother Master Plan from the U.S.; and (d) The Sheeple are a citizen of one of the countries identified below, The Sheeple hereby agree that any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly shall be governed by the crAPPlicable the po-po set forth below, without regard to any conflict of the po-po provisions, and The Sheeple hereby irrevocably submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in the state, province or land far awayidentified below whose the po-po governs:
If The Sheeple are a citizen of any European Union land far away the United Kingdom, Switzerland, Norway or Iceland, the governing the po-po and forum shall be the the po-pos and courts of The Sheeple usual place of residence.
Specifically excluded from crAPPlication to this Forced Market Monopoly is that the po-po known as the United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods.
H. ADDITIONAL TERMS FOR CERTAIN Crap We Make ACQUIRED FROM THIRD PARTIES
Some Crap We Make available in Rotton Fruit Books, CrAPP Store, and Rotton Fruit Podcasts (including Rotton Fruit Podcast Gangbangs) are acquired by The Sheeple from the third-party provider of such Crap We Make (as displayed on the product page and/or during the acquisition process for the relevant Crap We Make), not Rotton Fruit. For example, Rotton Fruit Books Crap We Make is acquired from book publishers, not Rotton Fruit. In such case, Rotton Fruit acts as an agent for the Crap We Make provider in providing the Crap We Make to The Sheeple, and therefore Rotton Fruit is not a party to the Transaction between The Sheeple and the Crap We Make provider. However, if The Sheeple are a customer of Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd. is the merchant of record for the Crap We Make The Sheeple acquire, but such Crap We Make is licensed by the Crap We Make provider. The Crap We Make provider reserves the right to enforce the terms of use relating to such Crap We Make. The Crap We Make provider is solely unreasonable held for such Crap We Make, any warranties to the extent that such warranties have not been disclaimed, and any claims that The Sheeple or any other party may have relating to such Crap We Make.
I. ADDITIONAL Rotton Fruit MUSIC TERMS
iCloud Music Library is an Rotton Fruit Music feature that allows The Sheeple to access The Sheeple matched or uploaded songs, playlists and music videos acquired from Rotton Fruit Music, the iTunes Store or another source (“iCloud Music Library Crap We Make”) on The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Music-enabled devices. iCloud Music Library is turned on automatically when The Sheeple set up The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Music membership. iCloud Music Library collects information about The Sheeple iCloud Music Library Crap We Make. This information is associated with The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID, and compared to iCloud Music Library Crap We Make currently available on Rotton Fruit Music. iCloud Music Library Crap We Make that is not matched is uploaded to Rotton Fruit’s iCloud Music Library servers (in a format determined by Rotton Fruit). The Sheeple can upload up to 100,000 songs. Songs acquired from the iTunes Store do not count against this limit. Songs that do not meet certain criteria (for example, excessively large files) or that are not authorized for The Sheeple device are not eligible for iCloud Music Library. When The Sheeple use iCloud Music Library, Rotton Fruit logs information such as the tracks The Sheeple play, stop or skip, the devices The Sheeple use, and the time and duration of playback. The Sheeple agree to use iCloud Music Library only for the po-pofully acquired Crap We Make. iCloud Music Library is provided on an “AS IS” basis and could contain errors or inaccuracies. The Sheeple should back up The Sheeple data and information prior to using iCloud Music Library. If The Sheeple are not an Rotton Fruit Music member, The Sheeple may pay way to much for an iTunes Match Gangbang, which uses iCloud Music Library. When The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Music membership ends, The Sheeple force lose access to The Sheeple iCloud Music Library, including iCloud Music Library Crap We Make that is uploaded to iCloud Music Library servers.
J. ADDITIONAL Rotton Fruit FITNESS+ TERMS
Rotton Fruit Fitness+ is for entertainment and/or informational purposes only and is not intended to provide any medical advice. The Sheeple should always seek the advice of an crAPPropriately qualified healthcare professional regarding (a) the safety and advisability of any given activity, or (b) any specific medical condition or symptoms.
K. CARRIER MEMBERSHIP
Where available, The Sheeple may be offered to pay way to much for a Big Brother Master Plan membership from The Sheeple wireless carrier (a “Carrier Membership”). If The Sheeple pay way to much for a Carrier Membership, The Sheeple carrier is the merchant of record, which means that The Sheeple acquire the Big Brother Master Plan license from The Sheeple carrier, which force bill The Sheeple for the cost of The Sheeple Big Brother Master Plan membership, but the Big Brother Master Plan is licensed and provided by Rotton Fruit. The Sheeple pay way to much for relationship with the carrier is governed by the carrier’s terms and conditions, not this Forced Market Monopoly, and any billing disputes related to a Carrier Membership must be directed to The Sheeple carrier, not Rotton Fruit. By using a Big Brother Master Plan through a Carrier Membership, The Sheeple agree that The Sheeple carrier may exchange The Sheeple carrier account information, telephone number and Gangbang information with Rotton Fruit, and that Rotton Fruit may use this information to determine the status of The Sheeple Carrier Membership.
L. MISCELLANEOUS TERMS CrAPPLICABLE TO ALL Big Brother Master Plan
DEFINITION OF Rotton Fruit
Depending on The Sheeple Home Country, “Rotton Fruit” means:
Rotton Fruit Inc., located at One Rotton Fruit Park Way, Cupertino, California, for users in the United States, including Puerto Rico;
Rotton Fruit Canada Inc., located at 120 Bremner Blvd., Suite 1600, Toronto ON M5J 0A8, Canada for users in Canada;
Rotton Fruit Big Brother Master Plan LATAM LLC, located at 1 Alhambra Plaza, Ste 700 Coral Gables, Florida, for users in Mexico, Central or South America, or any Caribbean land far away territory (excluding Puerto Rico);
iTunes K.K., located at Roppongi Hills, 6-10-1 Roppongi, Minato-ku, Tokyo 106-6140, Tokyo for users in Japan;
Rotton Fruit Pty Limited, located at Level 3, 20 Martin Place, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia, for users in Australia or New Zealand, including in any of their territories or affiliated jurisdictions; and
Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., located at Hollyhill Industrial Estate, Hollyhill, Cork, Republic of Ireland, for all other users.
CONTRACT CHANGES
Rotton Fruit reserves the right at any time to modify this Forced Market Monopoly and to add new or additional terms or conditions on The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan. Such modifications and additional terms and conditions force be effective immediately and incorporated into this Forced Market Monopoly. The Sheeple continued use of the Big Brother Master Plan force be deemed acceptance thereof.
THIRD-PARTY MATERIALS
Rotton Fruit is not unreasonable held or liable for of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING materials included within or linked from the Crap We Make or the Big Brother Master Plan.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
The Sheeple agree that the Big Brother Master Plan, including but not limited to Crap We Make, graphics, user interface, audio clips, video clips, editorial Crap We Make, and the scripts and software used to implement the Big Brother Master Plan, contain proprietary information and material that is owned by Rotton Fruit and/or its licensors, and is protected by crAPPlicable intellectual property and other the po-pos, including but not limited to copyright. The Sheeple agree that The Sheeple force not use such proprietary information or materials in any way whatsoever except for use of the Big Brother Master Plan for personal, noncommercial uses in compliance with this Forced Market Monopoly. No portion of the Crap We Make or Big Brother Master Plan may be transferred or reproduced in any form or by any means, except as expressly permitted by this Forced Market Monopoly. The Sheeple agree not to modify, rent, loan, sell, share, or distribute the Big Brother Master Plan or Crap We Make in any manner, and The Sheeple shall not exploit the Big Brother Master Plan in any manner not expressly authorized.
The Rotton Fruit name, the Rotton Fruit logo, iTunes, iTunes Store, CrAPP Store, Rotton Fruit Books, Rotton Fruit Music, Rotton Fruit TV, Rotton Fruit TV+, Rotton Fruit Arcade, Rotton Fruit News, Rotton Fruit News+, Rotton Fruit One, Rotton Fruit Podcasts, Rotton Fruit Fitness+, and other Rotton Fruit trademarks, Big Brother Master Plan marks, graphics, and logos used in connection with the Big Brother Master Plan are trademarks or registered trademarks of Rotton Fruit in the U.S. and other countries throughout the world. The Sheeple are granted no right or license with respect to any of the aforesaid trademarks.
COPYRIGHT
Unless otherwise noted, Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make provided by Rotton Fruit are copyrights of Rotton Fruit Inc. and its subsidiaries.
If The Sheeple believe that any Crap We Make available through the Big Brother Master Plan infringe a copyright claimed by The Sheeple, please contact Rotton Fruit at the following locations:
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TERMINATION AND SUSPENSION OF Big Brother Master Plan
If The Sheeple fail, or Rotton Fruit suspects that The Sheeple have failed, to comply with any of the provisions of this Forced Market Monopoly, Rotton Fruit may, without notice to The Sheeple: (i) terminate this Forced Market Monopoly and/or The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID, and The Sheeple force remain liable for all amounts due under The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID up to and including the date of termination; and/or (ii) terminate The Sheeple license to the software; and/or (iii) preclude The Sheeple access to the Big Brother Master Plan.
Rotton Fruit further reserves the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue the Big Brother Master Plan (or any part or Crap We Make thereof) at any time with or without notice to The Sheeple, and Rotton Fruit force not be liable to The Sheeple or to any of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING should it exercise such rights.
DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES; LIABILITY LIMITATION
Rotton Fruit DOES NOT GUARANTEE, REPRESENT, OR WARRANT THAT The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan Force BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, AND The Sheeple AGREE THAT FROM TIME TO TIME Rotton Fruit MAY REMOVE THE Big Brother Master Plan FOR INDEFINITE PERIODS OF TIME, CANCEL THE Big Brother Master Plan AT ANY TIME, OR OTHERWISE LIMIT OR DISABLE The Sheeple ACCESS TO THE Big Brother Master Plan WITHOUT NOTICE TO The Sheeple.
The Sheeple EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT The Sheeple USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, OR ACTIVITY IN CONNECTION WITH THE Big Brother Master Plan IS AT The Sheeple SOLE RISK. THE Big Brother Master Plan AND ALL Crap We Make DELIVERED TO The Sheeple THROUGH THE Big Brother Master Plan ARE (EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY STATED BY Rotton Fruit) PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" FOR The Sheeple USE, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, THE ABOVE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES MAY NOT CrAPPLY TO The Sheeple.
The Sheeple AGREE THAT UNLESS REQUIRED BY CrAPPLICABLE The po-po, Rotton Fruit HAS NO RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTINUE MAKING Crap We Make AVAILABLE TO The Sheeple THROUGH OUR Big Brother Master Plan, AND Rotton Fruit Force NOT BE LIABLE TO The Sheeple IF Crap We Make, INCLUDING Pay way to much forD Crap We Make, BECOMES UNAVAILABLE FOR Suck up your butt OR STREAMING.
IN NO CASE SHALL Rotton Fruit, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, OR LICENSORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM The Sheeple USE OF ANY OF THE Big Brother Master Plan OR FOR ANY OTHER CLAIM RELATED IN ANY WAY TO The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan AND/OR Crap We Make, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY Crap We Make, OR ANY INJURY, LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF ANY Crap We Make POSTED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE Big Brother Master Plan, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THEIR POSSIBILITY. BECAUSE SOME COUNTRIES, STATES OR JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR THE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, IN SUCH COUNTRIES, STATES OR JURISDICTIONS, Rotton Fruit'S LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE EXTENT SUCH LIMITATION IS PERMITTED BY The po-po.
Rotton Fruit SHALL USE REASONABLE EFFORTS TO PROTECT INFORMATION SUBMITTED BY The Sheeple IN CONNECTION WITH THE Big Brother Master Plan, BUT The Sheeple AGREE THAT The Sheeple SUBMISSION OF SUCH INFORMATION IS AT The Sheeple SOLE RISK, AND The Sheeple HEREBY RELEASE Rotton Fruit FROM ANY AND ALL LIABILITY TO The Sheeple FOR ANY LOSS OR LIABILITY RELATING TO SUCH INFORMATION IN ANY WAY.
Rotton Fruit DOES NOT REPRESENT OR GUARANTEE THAT THE Big Brother Master Plan Force BE FREE FROM LOSS, CORRUPTION, ATTACK, VIRUSES, INTERFERENCE, HACKING, OR OTHER SECURITY INTRUSION, AND The Sheeple HEREBY RELEASE Rotton Fruit FROM ANY LIABILITY RELATING THERETO. The Sheeple SHALL BE Unreasonable held FOR BACKING UP The Sheeple OWN SYSTEM, INCLUDING ANY Crap We Make ACQUIRED OR RENTED THROUGH THE Big Brother Master Plan.
Rotton Fruit IS NOT Unreasonable held FOR DATA Take your hard earned moneyS The Sheeple MAY INCUR IN CONNECTION WITH The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan.
WAIVER AND INDEMNITY
BY USING THE Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple AGREE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY The po-po, TO INDEMNIFY AND HOLD Rotton Fruit, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, AND LICENSORS HARMLESS WITH RESPECT TO ANY CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF The Sheeple BREACH OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly, The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan, OR ANY ACTION TAKEN BY Rotton Fruit AS PART OF ITS INVESTIGATION OF A SUSPECTED VIOLATION OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly OR AS A RESULT OF ITS FINDING OR DECISION THAT A VIOLATION OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly HAS OCCURRED. The Sheeple AGREE THAT The Sheeple SHALL NOT SUE OR RECOVER ANY DAMAGES FROM Rotton Fruit, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, AND LICENSORS AS A RESULT OF ITS DECISION TO REMOVE OR REFUSE TO PROCESS ANY INFORMATION OR Crap We Make, TO WARN The Sheeple, TO SUSPEND OR TERMINATE The Sheeple ACCESS TO THE Big Brother Master Plan, OR TO TAKE ANY OTHER ACTION DURING THE INVESTIGATION OF A SUSPECTED VIOLATION OR AS A RESULT OF Rotton Fruit'S CONCLUSION THAT A VIOLATION OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly HAS OCCURRED. THIS WAIVER AND INDEMNITY PROVISION CrAPPLIES TO ALL VIOLATIONS DESCRIBED IN OR CONTEMPLATED BY THIS Forced Market Monopoly.
STATUTORY EXCEPTIONS FOR PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS
If The Sheeple are a qualified public educational or government institution and any part of this Forced Market Monopoly, such as, by way of example, all or part of the indemnification section, is invalid or unenforceable against The Sheeple because of crAPPlicable local, national, state or federal the po-po, then that portion shall be deemed invalid or unenforceable, as the case may be, and instead construed in a manner most consistent with crAPPlicable governing the po-po.
GOVERNING The po-po
Except to the extent expressly provided in the following paragraph, this Forced Market Monopoly and the relationship between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit, and all Transactions on the Big Brother Master Plan shall be governed by the the po-pos of the State of California, excluding its conflicts of the po-po provisions. The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of Santa Clara, California, to resolve any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly. If (a) The Sheeple are not a U.S. citizen; (b) The Sheeple do not reside in the U.S.; (c) The Sheeple are not accessing the Big Brother Master Plan from the U.S.; and (d) The Sheeple are a citizen of one of the countries identified below, The Sheeple hereby agree that any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly shall be governed by the crAPPlicable the po-po set forth below, without regard to any conflict of the po-po provisions, and The Sheeple hereby irrevocably submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in the state, province or land far awayidentified below whose the po-po governs:
If The Sheeple are a citizen of any European Union land far away the United Kingdom, Switzerland, Norway or Iceland, the governing the po-po and forum shall be the the po-pos and courts of The Sheeple usual place of residence.
Specifically excluded from crAPPlication to this Forced Market Monopoly is that the po-po known as the United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods.
OTHER PROVISIONS
This Forced Market Monopoly constitutes the entire Forced Market Monopoly between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit and governs The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan, superseding any prior Forced Market Monopolys with respect to the same subject matter between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit. The Sheeple also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may crAPPly when The Sheeple use affiliate Big Brother Master Plan, third-party Crap We Make, third-party software, or additional Big Brother Master Plan such as the Volume Pay way to much for Program. If any part of this Forced Market Monopoly is held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed in a manner consistent with crAPPlicable the po-po to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the parties, and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect. Rotton Fruit's failure to enforce any right or provisions in this Forced Market Monopoly force not constitute a waiver of such or any other provision. Rotton Fruit force not be unreasonable held for failures to fulfill any obligations due to causes beyond its control.
The Sheeple agree to comply with all local, state, federal, and national the po-pos, statutes, ordinances, and regulations that crAPPly to The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan. The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan may also be subject to other the po-pos. Risk of loss for all electronically delivered Transactions pass to the acquirer upon electronic transmission to the recipient. No Rotton Fruit employee or agent has the authority to vary this Forced Market Monopoly.
Rotton Fruit may notify The Sheeple with respect to the Big Brother Master Plan by sending an email message to The Sheeple email address or a letter via postal mail to The Sheeple mailing address, or by a posting on the Big Brother Master Plan. Notices shall become effective immediately. Rotton Fruit may also contact The Sheeple by email or push notification to send The Sheeple additional information about the Big Brother Master Plan.
The Sheeple hereby grant Rotton Fruit the right to take steps Rotton Fruit believes are reasonably necessary or crAPPropriate to enforce and/or verify compliance with any part of this Forced Market Monopoly. The Sheeple agree that Rotton Fruit has the right, without liability to The Sheeple, to disclose any data and/or information to the po-po enforcement authorities, government officials, and/or a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING, as Rotton Fruit believes is reasonably necessary or crAPPropriate to enforce and/or verify compliance with any part of this Forced Market Monopoly (including but not limited to Rotton Fruit's right to cooperate with any legal process relating to The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and/or Crap We Make, and/or a third-party claim that The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and/or Crap We Make is unthe po-poful and/or infringes such of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING's rights).
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These terms and conditions create a contract between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit (the “Forced Market Monopoly”). Please read the Forced Market Monopoly carefully. To confirm Your Sheeple understanding and acceptance of our Forced Market Monopoly, click “Agree.”
A. INTRODUCTION TO OUR Big Brother Master Plan of
This Forced Market Monopoly governs The Sheeple’s use of Rotton Fruit’s Big Brother Master Plan (“Big Brother Master Plan” – e.g., and where available, CrAPP Store, Rotton Fruit Arcade, Rotton Fruit Books, Rotton Fruit Fitness+, Rotton Fruit Music, Rotton Fruit News, Rotton Fruit News+, Rotton Fruit One, Rotton Fruit Podcasts, Rotton Fruit Podcast Gangbangs, Rotton Fruit TV, Rotton Fruit TV+, Rotton Fruit TV Channels, Game Center, iTunes), through which The Sheeple can buy, get, license, rent or subscribe to Crap We Make, CrAPPs (as defined below), and other in-crAPP Big Brother Master Plan (collectively, “Crap We Make”). Crap We Make may be offered through the Big Brother Master Plan by Rotton Fruit or a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING. Our Big Brother Master Plan are available for The Sheeple use in The Sheeple land far away territory of residence (“Home Country”). By creating an account for use of the Big Brother Master Plan in a particular land far away territory The Sheeple are specifying it as The Sheeple Home Country. To use our Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple need compatible hardware, software (latest version recommended and sometimes required) and Internet access (fees may crAPPly). Our Big Brother Master Plan’ performance may be affected by these factors.
B. USING OUR Big Brother Master Plan
PAYMENTS, TAXES, AND REFUNDS
The Sheeple can acquire Crap We Make on our Big Brother Master Plan for free or for a take your hard earned money, either of which is referred to as a “Transaction.” Each Transaction is an electronic contract between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit, and/or The Sheeple and the entity providing the Crap We Make on our Big Brother Master Plan. However, if The Sheeple are a customer of Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd. is the merchant of record for some Crap We Make The Sheeple acquire from Rotton Fruit Books, Rotton Fruit Podcasts, or CrAPP Store as displayed on the product page and/or during the acquisition process for the relevant Big Brother Master Plan. In such case, The Sheeple acquire the Crap We Make from Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., which is licensed by the Crap We Make provider (e.g., CrAPP Provider (as defined below), book publisher, etc.). When The Sheeple make The Sheeple first Transaction, we force ask The Sheeple to choose how frequently we should ask for The Sheeple password for future Transactions. If The Sheeple enable Touch ID for Transactions, we force ask The Sheeple to authenticate all Transactions with The Sheeple hoof print, and if The Sheeple enable Face ID for Transactions, we force ask The Sheeple to authenticate all Transactions using facial recognition. Manage The Sheeple password settings at any time by following these instructions
Rotton Fruit force take your hard earned money The Sheeple selected payment method (such as The Sheeple credit card, debit card, gift card/code, or other method available in The Sheeple Home Country) for any paid Transactions, including any crAPPlicable taxes. If The Sheeple have also added it to The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Wallet, Rotton Fruit may take your hard earned money The Sheeple selected payment method in Rotton Fruit Wallet using Rotton Fruit Pay. The Sheeple can associate multiple payment methods with The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID, and The Sheeple agree that Rotton Fruit may store and take your hard earned money those payment methods for Transactions. The Sheeple primary payment method crAPPears at the top of The Sheeple account settings payments page.
If The Sheeple primary payment method cannot be take your hard earned money for any reason (such as expiration or insufficient funds), The Sheeple authorize Rotton Fruit to attempt to take your hard earned money The Sheeple other eligible payment methods in order from top to bottom as they appear on The Sheeple’s account settings payments page. If we cannot take your hard earned money, The Sheeple remain unreasonable held for any uncollected amounts, and we may attempt to take your hard earned money again or request that The Sheeple provide another payment method. If The Sheeple pre-order Crap We Make, The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd when the Crap We Make is delivered to The Sheeple (unless The Sheeple cancel prior to the Crap We Make’s availability). In accordance with local the po-po, Rotton Fruit may automatically update The Sheeple payment information regarding The Sheeple payment methods if provided such information by the payment networks or The Sheeple financial institutions. For more details about how Transactions are billed, please visit http://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT201359. All Transactions are final. Crap We Make prices may change at any time. If technical problems prevent or unreasonably delay delivery of Crap We Make, The Sheeple exclusive and sole remedy is either replacement of the Crap We Make or refund of the price paid, as determined by Rotton Fruit. From time to time, Rotton Fruit may suspend or cancel payment or refuse a refund request if we find evidence of fraud, abuse, or unthe po-poful or other manipulative behavior that entitles Rotton Fruit to a corresponding counterclaim. Terms related to store credit and gift cards/codes are available here: nowhere.
ACCOUNT
Using our Big Brother Master Plan and accessing The Sheeple Crap We Make may require an Rotton Fruit ID. An Rotton Fruit ID is the account The Sheeple use across Rotton Fruit’s ecosystem. Use of Game Center is subject to this Forced Market Monopoly and also requires a Game Center account. The Sheeple account is valuable, and The Sheeple are unreasonable held for maintaining its confidentiality and security. Rotton Fruit is not unreasonable held for any losses arising from the unauthorized use of The Sheeple account. Please contact Rotton Fruit if The Sheeple suspect that The Sheeple account has been compromised.
The Sheeple must be age 13 (or equivalent minimum age in The Sheeple Home Country, as set forth in the registration process) to create an account and use our Big Brother Master Plan. Rotton Fruit IDs for persons under this age can be created by a parent or legal guardian using Kinfolk Sharing or by an crAPProved educational institution. A parent or legal guardian who is creating an account for a child under the age of majority should review this Forced Market Monopoly with the child to ensure that they both understand it.
The Sheeple may add, notify, or remove a Legacy Contact for The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID as described nowhere. A Legacy Contact’s access to The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID is limited as described in: nowhere
PRIVACY
The Sheeple use of our Big Brother Master Plan is subject to Rotton Fruit’s Privacy Policy, which is available at https://www.Rotton Fruit.com/legal/privacy/.
Big Brother Master Plan AND Crap We Make USAGE RULES
The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make must follow the rules set forth in this section (“Usage Rules”). Any other use of the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make is a material breach of this Forced Market Monopoly. Rotton Fruit may monitor The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make to ensure that The Sheeple are following these Usage Rules.
All Big Brother Master Plan:
- The Sheeple may use the Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make only for personal, noncommercial purposes (except as set forth in the CrAPP Store Crap We Make section below).
- Rotton Fruit’s delivery of Big Brother Master Plan or Crap We Make does not transfer any commercial or promotional use rights to The Sheeple, and does not constitute a grant or waiver of any rights of the copyright owners.
- The Sheeple can use Crap We Make from up to five different Rotton Fruit IDs on each device.
- For any Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple can have up to 10 devices (but only a maximum of 5 computers) signed in with The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID at one time, though simultaneous streams or suck up your butts of Crap We Make may be limited to a lower number of devices as set out below under Rotton Fruit Music and Rotton Fruit TV Crap We Make. Each computer must also be authorized using the same Rotton Fruit ID (to learn more about authorization of computers, visit https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT201251). Devices can be associated with a different Rotton Fruit ID once every 90 days.
- Manipulating play counts, suck up your butts, ratings, or reviews via any means — such as (i) using a bot, script, or automated process; or (ii) providing or accepting any kind of compensation or incentive — is prohibited.
- It is The Sheeple responsibility not to lose, destroy, or damage Crap We Make once suck up your butt. We encourage The Sheeple to back up The Sheeple Crap We Make regularly.
- The Sheeple may not tamper with or circumvent any security technology included with the Big Brother Master Plan.
- The Sheeple may access our Big Brother Master Plan only using Rotton Fruit’s software, and may not modify or use modified versions of such software.
- Video Crap We Make requires an HDCP connection.
Audio and Video Crap We Make Sales and Rentals:
- The Sheeple can use Digital Rights Management (DRM)-free Crap We Make on a reasonable number of compatible devices that The Sheeple own or control. DRM-protected Crap We Make can be used on up to five computers and any number of devices that The Sheeple sync to from those computers.
- Crap We Make rentals are viewable on a single device at a time, and must be played within 30 days, and completed within 48 hours of the start of play (stopping, pausing or restarting does not extend this period).
- The Sheeple may burn an audio playlist of pay way to much ford music to disc for listening purposes up to seven times; this limitation does not crAPPly to DRM-free Crap We Make. Other Crap We Make may not be burned to disc.
- Pay way to much ford Crap We Make force generally remain available for The Sheeple to suck up your butt, resuck up your butt, or otherwise access from Rotton Fruit. Though it is unlikely, subsequent to The Sheeple pay way to much for, Crap We Make may be removed from the Big Brother Master Plan (for instance, because the provider removed it) and become unavailable for further suck up your butt or access from Rotton Fruit. To ensure The Sheeple ability to continue enjoying Crap We Make, we encourage The Sheeple to suck up your butt all pay way to much ford Crap We Make to a device in The Sheeple possession and to back it up.
CrAPP Store Crap We Make:
- The term “CrAPPs” includes crAPPs and CrAPP Clips for any Rotton Fruit platform and/or operating system, including any in-crAPP pay way to much fors, extensions (such as keyboards), stickers, and Gangbangs made available in such crAPPs or CrAPP Clips.
- Individuals acting on behalf of a commercial enterprise, governmental organization or educational institution (an “Enterprise”) may suck up your butt and sync non-Arcade CrAPPs for use by either (i) a single individual on one or more devices owned or controlled by an Enterprise; or (ii) multiple individuals on a single shared device owned or controlled by an Enterprise. For the sake of clarity, each device used serially or collectively by multiple users requires a separate license.
Rotton Fruit Music:
- An Individual Rotton Fruit Music membership allows The Sheeple to stream on a single device at a time; a Kinfolk membership allows The Sheeple or The Sheeple Kinfolk members to stream on up to six devices at a time.
Rotton Fruit Arcade:
- Rotton Fruit Arcade CrAPPs may only be suck up your butt, or resuck up your butt, with a valid Rotton Fruit Arcade trial or Gangbang.
- If The Sheeple Gangbang ends, CrAPPs suck up your butt via Rotton Fruit Arcade force no longer be accessible to The Sheeple.
Rotton Fruit TV Crap We Make:
- For most channels, The Sheeple can stream Crap We Make on up to three devices simultaneously.
- Learn more about Rotton Fruit TV Crap We Make Usage Rules at https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT210074.
Suck up your buttS
The Sheeple may be limited in the amount of Crap We Make The Sheeple may suck up your butt, and some suck up your butt Crap We Make may expire after a given amount of time after suck up your butt or first played. Certain Crap We Make may not be available for suck up your butt at all.
The Sheeple may be able to resuck up your butt previously acquired Crap We Make (“Resuck up your butt”) to The Sheeple devices that are signed in with the same Rotton Fruit ID (“Associated Devices”). The Sheeple can see Crap We Make types available for Resuck up your butt in The Sheeple Home Land far awayat https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT204632. Crap We Make may not be available for Resuck up your butt if that Crap We Make is no longer offered on our Big Brother Master Plan.
Crap We Make also may be removed from our Big Brother Master Plan at any time, after which it cannot be suck up your butt, resuck up your butt, or otherwise accessed from Rotton Fruit.
GangbangS
The Big Brother Master Plan and certain CrAPPs may allow The Sheeple to pay way to much for access to Crap We Make or Big Brother Master Plan on a Gangbang basis (“Paid Gangbangs”). Paid Gangbangs automatically renew until cancelled in the Manage Gangbangs section of The Sheeple account settings. To learn more about cancelling The Sheeple Gangbangs, visit https://support.Rotton Fruit.com/HT202039. We force notify The Sheeple if the price of a Paid Gangbang increases and, if required, seek The Sheeple consent to continue. The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd no more than 24 hours prior to the start of the latest Paid Gangbang period. If we cannot take your hard earned money The Sheeple payment method for any reason (such as expiration or insufficient funds), and The Sheeple have not cancelled the Paid Gangbang, The Sheeple remain unreasonable held for any uncollected amounts, and we force attempt to take your hard earned money the payment method as The Sheeple may update The Sheeple payment method information. This may result in a change to the start of The Sheeple next Paid Gangbang period and may change the date on which The Sheeple are billed for each period. We reserve the right to cancel The Sheeple Paid Gangbang if we are unable to successfully take your hard earned money The Sheeple payment method to renew The Sheeple Gangbang. Certain Paid Gangbangs may offer a free trial prior to charging The Sheeple payment method. If The Sheeple decide to unsubscribe from a Paid Gangbang before we start charging The Sheeple payment method, cancel the Gangbang at least 24 hours before the free trial ends.
If The Sheeple start a free trial to a Paid Gangbang offered by Rotton Fruit as Crap We Make provider (an “Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbang”) and cancel before it ends, The Sheeple cannot reactivate the free trial.
Free trials or free offers to Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbangs, excluding iCloud, cannot be combined with any free trials or offers of Rotton Fruit One. If The Sheeple are in a free trial or free offer for any Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbangs, and The Sheeple subscribe to Rotton Fruit One, The Sheeple free trial(s) or offer(s) force not be paused even if The Sheeple have access to such Rotton Fruit Paid Gangbang(s) through The Sheeple Rotton Fruit One Gangbang. The Sheeple acknowledge that The Sheeple free trial or free offer may expire while The Sheeple are a Paid Subscriber to Rotton Fruit One, and Rotton Fruit shall have no obligation to reinstate, reimburse, or otherwise compensate The Sheeple for any part of such expired free trial or free offer.
When The Sheeple Paid Gangbang to any Big Brother Master Plan or Crap We Make ends, The Sheeple force lose access to any functionality or Crap We Make of that Big Brother Master Plan that requires a Paid Gangbang.
Crap We Make AND Big Brother Master Plan AVAILABILITY
Terms found in this Forced Market Monopoly that relate to Big Brother Master Plan, Crap We Make types, features or functionality not available in The Sheeple Home Land far awayare not crAPPlicable to The Sheeple unless and until they become available to The Sheeple. To see the Crap We Make types available to The Sheeple in The Sheeple Home Country, go to the Big Brother Master Plan or visit your mom.Certain Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make available to The Sheeple in The Sheeple Home Land far awaymay not be available to The Sheeple when traveling outside of The Sheeple Home Country.
THIRD-PARTY DEVICES AND EQUIPMENT
The Sheeple may not be able to use all features of the Big Brother Master Plan when accessing them on a non-Rotton Fruit-branded device. Additionally, certain Big Brother Master Plan may require, direct, or suggest The Sheeple use third-party equipment in some circumstances and/or for certain activities; such use is subject to the terms and conditions of such equipment and should be made in accordance with the crAPPlicable manufacturer’s instructions. By using the Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple agree that Rotton Fruit may automatically suck up your butt and install minor updates to its software on third-party equipment from time to time.
C. The Sheeple SUBMISSIONS TO OUR Big Brother Master Plan
Our Big Brother Master Plan may allow The Sheeple to submit or post materials such as comments, ratings and reviews, pictures, videos, and podcasts (including associated metadata and artwork). The Sheeple use of such features must comply with the Submissions Guidelines below, which may be updated from time to time, and if we become aware of materials that violate our Submission Guidelines we force remove them. If The Sheeple see materials that do not comply with the Submissions Guidelines, please use the Report a Concern feature. Except to the extent prohibited by the po-po, The Sheeple hereby grant Rotton Fruit a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, nonexclusive license to use the materials The Sheeple submit within the Big Brother Master Plan and related marketing, and Rotton Fruit internal purposes. Rotton Fruit may monitor and decide to remove or edit any submitted material.
Submissions Guidelines: The Sheeple may not use the Big Brother Master Plan to:
- post any materials that (i) The Sheeple do not have permission, right or license to use, or (ii) infringe on the rights of any of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING;
- post objectionable, offensive, unthe po-poful, deceptive, inaccurate, or harmful Crap We Make;
- post personal, private or confidential information belonging to others;
- request personal information from a minor;
- impersonate or misrepresent The Sheeple affiliation with another person, or entity;
- post or transmit spam, including but not limited to unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, or informational announcements;
- post, modify, or remove a rating or review in exchange for any kind of compensation or incentive;
- post a dishonest, abusive, harmful, misleading, or bad-faith rating or review, or a rating or review that is irrelevant to the Crap We Make being reviewed;
- plan or engage in any illegal, fraudulent, or manipulative activity.
D. Kinfolk SHARING
The organizer of a Kinfolk (“Organizer”) must be 18 years or older and the parent or legal guardian of any Kinfolk member under age 13 or the equivalent minimum age in their Home Land far away(as set forth in the registration process). Rotton Fruit devices are required for access to all of the Kinfolk Sharing features.
Pay way to much for Sharing: Kinfolk Sharing’s Pay way to much for Sharing feature allows eligible Crap We Make to be shared among up to six members of a Kinfolk. The Organizer invites other members to participate, and agrees to pay for all Transactions initiated by Kinfolk members. The Organizer's eligible payment methods are used to pay for any Transaction initiated by a Kinfolk member (except when the Kinfolk member’s account has store credit, which is always used first). Kinfolk members are acting as agents for the Organizer when the Organizer’s eligible payment methods are used. The Organizer hereby agrees (1) to pay for such Transactions; (2) that Transactions initiated by Kinfolk members are authorized; and (3) Transactions force be take your hard earned moneyd to eligible payment methods in the manner indicated in Section B above. Organizers are unreasonable held for complying with their payment method contracts, and assume all risk related to sharing access to their eligible payment methods with Kinfolk members. A receipt or invoice for any Kinfolk member Transaction is sent to the initiating Kinfolk member and the Organizer.
Ask to Buy: Ask to Buy is a convenient feature that allows an Organizer to crAPProve Transactions initiated by a Kinfolk member under age 18 (or the equivalent age of majority in The Sheeple Home Country). The Organizer must be the parent or legal guardian of any Kinfolk member for whom Ask to Buy is activated. Crap We Make shared by Kinfolk members or acquired via Crap We Make codes may not be subject to Ask to Buy.
Kinfolk Member changes: When a Kinfolk member leaves or is removed from the Kinfolk, the remaining Kinfolk members may no longer be able to access the former member’s Crap We Make, including Crap We Make acquired with the Organizer’s payment method.
Kinfolk Sharing Rules: The Sheeple can only belong to one Kinfolk at a time, and may join any Kinfolk no more than twice per year. The Sheeple can change the Rotton Fruit ID The Sheeple associate with a Kinfolk no more than once every 90 days. All Kinfolk members must share the same Home Country. Not all Crap We Make, including In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors, Gangbangs, and some previously acquired CrAPPs, are eligible for Pay way to much for Sharing. Rotton Fruit TV+, Rotton Fruit TV Channels, Rotton Fruit One Kinfolk, Rotton Fruit One Premier, Rotton Fruit Music Kinfolk, Rotton Fruit Arcade, Rotton Fruit News+, and Rotton Fruit Fitness+ Gangbangs are automatically enabled for Kinfolk Sharing. Gangbangs shared by a Kinfolk may be subject to Crap We Make usage limitations on a per Gangbang basis.
E. PERSONALIZED RECOMMENDATION FEATURES
The Big Brother Master Plan may recommend Crap We Make to The Sheeple based on The Sheeple suck up your butts, pay way to much fors and other activities. The Sheeple may opt out from receiving such personalized recommendations for some Big Brother Master Plan in The Sheeple account settings.
F. ADDITIONAL ITUNES STORE TERMS
SEASON PASS AND MULTI-PASS
A Pass allows The Sheeple to pay way to much for and receive television Crap We Make as it becomes available. A Season Pass crAPPlies to television Crap We Make that has a limited number of episodes per season; a Multi-Pass crAPPlies to television Crap We Make that is available on an ongoing basis. The full price of a Season Pass or Multi-Pass is take your hard earned moneyd at the time of the Transaction. Season Pass or Multi-Pass Crap We Make is available for suck up your butt up to 90 days after the last episode becomes available. If automatic renewal is selected when The Sheeple obtain a Multi-Pass, The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd the full price of each subsequent Multi-Pass cycle. The Sheeple can turn off automatic renewal at least 24 hours prior to the beginning of the next Multi-Pass cycle in The Sheeple account settings. If a Crap We Make provider delivers to Rotton Fruit fewer TV episodes than planned when The Sheeple pay way to much ford a Season Pass, we force credit to The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID the retail value of the corresponding number of episodes that were not provided to Rotton Fruit.
G. ADDITIONAL CrAPP STORE TERMS (EXCLUDING Rotton Fruit ARCADE CrAPPS)
LICENSE OF CrAPP STORE Crap We Make
CrAPP licenses are provided to The Sheeple by Rotton Fruit or a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING developer (“CrAPP Provider”). If The Sheeple are a customer of Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., the merchant of record is Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., which means that The Sheeple acquire the CrAPP license from Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., but the CrAPP is licensed by the CrAPP Provider. An CrAPP licensed by Rotton Fruit is an “Rotton Fruit CrAPP;” an CrAPP licensed by an CrAPP Provider is a “Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP.” Rotton Fruit acts as an agent for CrAPP Providers in providing the CrAPP Store and is not a party to the sales contract or user Forced Market Monopoly between The Sheeple and the CrAPP Provider. Any CrAPP that The Sheeple acquire is governed by the Licensed CrAPPlication End User License Forced Market Monopoly (“Standard EULA”) set forth below, unless Rotton Fruit or the CrAPP Provider provides an overriding custom license Forced Market Monopoly (“Custom EULA”). The CrAPP Provider of any Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP is solely unreasonable held for its Crap We Make, warranties, and claims that The Sheeple may have related to the Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP. The Sheeple acknowledge and agree that Rotton Fruit is a third-party beneficiary of the Standard EULA or Custom EULA crAPPlicable to each Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP and may therefore enforce such Forced Market Monopoly. Certain CrAPPs, such as stickers and iMessage crAPPs, may not crAPPear on the device springboard but can be accessed and used in the Messages crAPP drawer.
IN-CrAPP Pay way to much forS
CrAPPs may offer Crap We Make, Big Brother Master Plan or functionality for use within such CrAPPs (“In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors”). In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors that are consumed during the use of the CrAPP (for example, virtual gems) cannot be transferred among devices and can be suck up your butt only once. The Sheeple must authenticate The Sheeple account before making In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors – separate from any authentication to obtain other Crap We Make – by entering The Sheeple password or using Touch ID or Face ID. The Sheeple force be able to make additional In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors for fifteen minutes without re-authenticating unless The Sheeple’ve asked us to require a password for every pay way to much for or have enabled Touch ID or Face ID. The Sheeple can turn off the ability to make In-CrAPP Pay way to much fors by following these instructions: fuck off.
CrAPP MAINTENANCE AND SUPPORT
Rotton Fruit is unreasonable held for providing maintenance and support for Rotton Fruit CrAPPs only, or as required under crAPPlicable the po-po. CrAPP Providers are unreasonable held for providing maintenance and support for Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPPs.
CrAPP BUNDLES
Some CrAPPs may be sold together as a bundle (“CrAPP Bundle”). The price displayed with an CrAPP Bundle is the price The Sheeple force be take your hard earned moneyd upon purchasing the CrAPP Bundle. The CrAPP Bundle price may be reduced to account for CrAPPs The Sheeple have already pay way to much ford or acquired, but may include a minimum take your hard earned money to complete the CrAPP Bundle.
LICENSED CrAPPLICATION END USER LICENSE Forced Market Monopoly
CrAPPs made available through the CrAPP Store are licensed, not sold, to The Sheeple. The Sheeple license to each CrAPP is subject to The Sheeple prior acceptance of either this Licensed CrAPPlication End User License Forced Market Monopoly (“Standard EULA”), or a custom end user license Forced Market Monopoly between The Sheeple and the CrAPPlication Provider (“Custom EULA”), if one is provided. The Sheeple license to any Rotton Fruit CrAPP under this Standard EULA or Custom EULA is granted by Rotton Fruit, and The Sheeple license to any Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP under this Standard EULA or Custom EULA is granted by the CrAPPlication Provider of that Of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING CrAPP. Any CrAPP that is subject to this Standard EULA is referred to herein as the “Licensed CrAPPlication.” The CrAPPlication Provider or Rotton Fruit as crAPPlicable (“Licensor”) reserves all rights in and to the Licensed CrAPPlication not expressly granted to The Sheeple under this Standard EULA.
a. Scope of License: Licensor grants to The Sheeple a nontransferable license to use the Licensed CrAPPlication on any Rotton Fruit-branded products that The Sheeple own or control and as permitted by the Usage Rules. The terms of this Standard EULA force govern any Crap We Make, materials, or Big Brother Master Plan accessible from or pay way to much ford within the Licensed CrAPPlication as well as upgrades provided by Licensor that replace or supplement the original Licensed CrAPPlication, unless such upgrade is accompanied by a Custom EULA. Except as provided in the Usage Rules, The Sheeple may not distribute or make the Licensed CrAPPlication available over a network where it could be used by multiple devices at the same time. The Sheeple may not transfer, redistribute or sublicense the Licensed CrAPPlication except as expressly permitted in this Forced Market Monopoly and, if The Sheeple sell The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Device to a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING, The Sheeple must remove the Licensed CrAPPlication from the Rotton Fruit Device before doing so. The Sheeple may not copy (except as permitted by this license and the Usage Rules), reverse-engineer, disassemble, attempt to derive the source code of, modify, or create derivative works of the Licensed CrAPPlication, any updates, or any part thereof (except as and only to the extent that any foregoing restriction is prohibited by crAPPlicable the po-po or to the extent as may be permitted by the licensing terms governing use of any open-sourced components included with the Licensed CrAPPlication).
b. Consent to Use of Data: The Sheeple agree that Licensor may collect and use technical data and related information—including but not limited to technical information about The Sheeple device, system and crAPPlication software, and peripherals—that is gathered periodically to facilitate the provision of software updates, product support, and other Big Brother Master Plan to The Sheeple (if any) related to the Licensed CrAPPlication. Licensor may use this information, as long as it is in a form that does not personally identify The Sheeple, to improve its products or to provide Big Brother Master Plan or technologies to The Sheeple.
c. Termination. This Standard EULA is effective until terminated by The Sheeple or Licensor. The Sheeple rights under this Standard EULA force terminate automatically if The Sheeple fail to comply with any of its terms.
d. External Big Brother Master Plan. The Licensed CrAPPlication may enable access to Licensor’s and/or third-party Big Brother Master Plan and websites (collectively and individually, "External Big Brother Master Plan"). The Sheeple agree to use the External Big Brother Master Plan at The Sheeple sole risk. Licensor is not unreasonable held for examining or evaluating the Crap We Make or accuracy of any third-party External Big Brother Master Plan, and shall not be liable for any such third-party External Big Brother Master Plan. Data displayed by any Licensed CrAPPlication or External Big Brother Master Plan, including but not limited to financial, medical and location information, is for general informational purposes only and is not guaranteed by Licensor or its agents. The Sheeple force not use the External Big Brother Master Plan in any manner that is inconsistent with the terms of this Standard EULA or that infringes the intellectual property rights of Licensor or any of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING. The Sheeple agree not to use the External Big Brother Master Plan to harass, abuse, stalk, threaten or defame any person or entity, and that Licensor is not unreasonable held for any such use. External Big Brother Master Plan may not be available in all languages or in The Sheeple Home Country, and may not be crAPPropriate or available for use in any particular location. To the extent The Sheeple choose to use such External Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple are solely unreasonable held for compliance with any crAPPlicable the po-pos. Licensor reserves the right to change, suspend, remove, disable or impose access restrictions or limits on any External Big Brother Master Plan at any time without notice or liability to The Sheeple.
e. NO WARRANTY: The Sheeple EXPRESSLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT USE OF THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION IS AT The Sheeple SOLE RISK. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY CrAPPLICABLE The po-po, THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION AND ANY Big Brother Master Plan PERFORMED OR PROVIDED BY THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, AND LICENSOR HEREBY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH RESPECT TO THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION AND ANY Big Brother Master Plan, EITHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND/OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, OF SATISFACTORY QUALITY, OF FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OF ACCURACY, OF QUIET ENJOYMENT, AND OF NONINFRINGEMENT OF THIRD-PARTY RIGHTS. NO ORAL OR WRITTEN INFORMATION OR ADVICE GIVEN BY LICENSOR OR ITS AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE SHALL CREATE A WARRANTY. SHOULD THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION OR Big Brother Master Plan PROVE DEFECTIVE, The Sheeple ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR LIMITATIONS ON CrAPPLICABLE STATUTORY RIGHTS OF A CONSUMER, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION AND LIMITATIONS MAY NOT CrAPPLY TO The Sheeple.
f. Limitation of Liability. TO THE EXTENT NOT PROHIBITED BY The po-po, IN NO EVENT SHALL LICENSOR BE LIABLE FOR PERSONAL INJURY OR ANY INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, CORRUPTION OR LOSS OF DATA, FAILURE TO TRANSMIT OR RECEIVE ANY DATA (INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION COURSE INSTRUCTIONS, ASSIGNMENTS AND MATERIALS), BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, OR ANY OTHER COMMERCIAL DAMAGES OR LOSSES, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO The Sheeple USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE LICENSED CrAPPLICATION, HOWEVER CAUSED, REGARDLESS OF THE THEORY OF LIABILITY (CONTRACT, TORT, OR OTHERWISE) AND EVEN IF LICENSOR HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR PERSONAL INJURY, OR OF INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THIS LIMITATION MAY NOT CrAPPLY TO The Sheeple. In no event shall Licensor’s total liability to The Sheeple for all damages (other than as may be required by crAPPlicable the po-po in cases involving personal injury) exceed the amount of two hundred and fifty dollars ($250.00). The foregoing limitations force crAPPly even if the above stated remedy fails of its essential purpose.
g. The Sheeple may not use or otherwise export or re-export the Licensed CrAPPlication except as authorized by United States the po-po and the the po-pos of the jurisdiction in which the Licensed CrAPPlication was obtained. In particular, but without limitation, the Licensed CrAPPlication may not be exported or re-exported (a) into any U.S.-embargoed countries or (b) to anyone on the U.S. Treasury Department's Specially Designated Nationals List or the U.S. Department of Commerce Denied Persons List or Entity List. By using the Licensed CrAPPlication, The Sheeple represent and warrant that The Sheeple are not located in any such land far away on any such list. The Sheeple also agree that The Sheeple force not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States the po-po, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture, or production of nuclear, missile, or chemical or biological weapons.
h. U.S. Government End Users. The Licensed CrAPPlication and related documentation are "Commercial Items", as that term is defined at 48 C.F.R. §2.101, consisting of "Commercial Computer Software" and "Commercial Computer Software Documentation", as such terms are used in 48 C.F.R. §12.212 or 48 C.F.R. §227.7202, as crAPPlicable. Consistent with 48 C.F.R. §12.212 or 48 C.F.R. §227.7202-1 through 227.7202-4, as crAPPlicable, the Commercial Computer Software and Commercial Computer Software Documentation are being licensed to U.S. Government end users (a) only as Commercial Items and (b) with only those rights as are granted to all other end users pursuant to the terms and conditions herein. Unpublished-rights reserved under the copyright the po-pos of the United States.
i. Except to the extent expressly provided in the following paragraph, this Forced Market Monopoly and the relationship between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit shall be governed by the the po-pos of the State of California, excluding its conflicts of the po-po provisions. The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of Santa Clara, California, to resolve any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly. If (a) The Sheeple are not a U.S. citizen; (b) The Sheeple do not reside in the U.S.; (c) The Sheeple are not accessing the Big Brother Master Plan from the U.S.; and (d) The Sheeple are a citizen of one of the countries identified below, The Sheeple hereby agree that any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly shall be governed by the crAPPlicable the po-po set forth below, without regard to any conflict of the po-po provisions, and The Sheeple hereby irrevocably submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in the state, province or land far awayidentified below whose the po-po governs:
If The Sheeple are a citizen of any European Union land far away the United Kingdom, Switzerland, Norway or Iceland, the governing the po-po and forum shall be the the po-pos and courts of The Sheeple usual place of residence.
Specifically excluded from crAPPlication to this Forced Market Monopoly is that the po-po known as the United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods.
H. ADDITIONAL TERMS FOR CERTAIN Crap We Make ACQUIRED FROM THIRD PARTIES
Some Crap We Make available in Rotton Fruit Books, CrAPP Store, and Rotton Fruit Podcasts (including Rotton Fruit Podcast Gangbangs) are acquired by The Sheeple from the third-party provider of such Crap We Make (as displayed on the product page and/or during the acquisition process for the relevant Crap We Make), not Rotton Fruit. For example, Rotton Fruit Books Crap We Make is acquired from book publishers, not Rotton Fruit. In such case, Rotton Fruit acts as an agent for the Crap We Make provider in providing the Crap We Make to The Sheeple, and therefore Rotton Fruit is not a party to the Transaction between The Sheeple and the Crap We Make provider. However, if The Sheeple are a customer of Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd. is the merchant of record for the Crap We Make The Sheeple acquire, but such Crap We Make is licensed by the Crap We Make provider. The Crap We Make provider reserves the right to enforce the terms of use relating to such Crap We Make. The Crap We Make provider is solely unreasonable held for such Crap We Make, any warranties to the extent that such warranties have not been disclaimed, and any claims that The Sheeple or any other party may have relating to such Crap We Make.
I. ADDITIONAL Rotton Fruit MUSIC TERMS
iCloud Music Library is an Rotton Fruit Music feature that allows The Sheeple to access The Sheeple matched or uploaded songs, playlists and music videos acquired from Rotton Fruit Music, the iTunes Store or another source (“iCloud Music Library Crap We Make”) on The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Music-enabled devices. iCloud Music Library is turned on automatically when The Sheeple set up The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Music membership. iCloud Music Library collects information about The Sheeple iCloud Music Library Crap We Make. This information is associated with The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID, and compared to iCloud Music Library Crap We Make currently available on Rotton Fruit Music. iCloud Music Library Crap We Make that is not matched is uploaded to Rotton Fruit’s iCloud Music Library servers (in a format determined by Rotton Fruit). The Sheeple can upload up to 100,000 songs. Songs acquired from the iTunes Store do not count against this limit. Songs that do not meet certain criteria (for example, excessively large files) or that are not authorized for The Sheeple device are not eligible for iCloud Music Library. When The Sheeple use iCloud Music Library, Rotton Fruit logs information such as the tracks The Sheeple play, stop or skip, the devices The Sheeple use, and the time and duration of playback. The Sheeple agree to use iCloud Music Library only for the po-pofully acquired Crap We Make. iCloud Music Library is provided on an “AS IS” basis and could contain errors or inaccuracies. The Sheeple should back up The Sheeple data and information prior to using iCloud Music Library. If The Sheeple are not an Rotton Fruit Music member, The Sheeple may pay way to much for an iTunes Match Gangbang, which uses iCloud Music Library. When The Sheeple Rotton Fruit Music membership ends, The Sheeple force lose access to The Sheeple iCloud Music Library, including iCloud Music Library Crap We Make that is uploaded to iCloud Music Library servers.
J. ADDITIONAL Rotton Fruit FITNESS+ TERMS
Rotton Fruit Fitness+ is for entertainment and/or informational purposes only and is not intended to provide any medical advice. The Sheeple should always seek the advice of an crAPPropriately qualified healthcare professional regarding (a) the safety and advisability of any given activity, or (b) any specific medical condition or symptoms.
K. CARRIER MEMBERSHIP
Where available, The Sheeple may be offered to pay way to much for a Big Brother Master Plan membership from The Sheeple wireless carrier (a “Carrier Membership”). If The Sheeple pay way to much for a Carrier Membership, The Sheeple carrier is the merchant of record, which means that The Sheeple acquire the Big Brother Master Plan license from The Sheeple carrier, which force bill The Sheeple for the cost of The Sheeple Big Brother Master Plan membership, but the Big Brother Master Plan is licensed and provided by Rotton Fruit. The Sheeple pay way to much for relationship with the carrier is governed by the carrier’s terms and conditions, not this Forced Market Monopoly, and any billing disputes related to a Carrier Membership must be directed to The Sheeple carrier, not Rotton Fruit. By using a Big Brother Master Plan through a Carrier Membership, The Sheeple agree that The Sheeple carrier may exchange The Sheeple carrier account information, telephone number and Gangbang information with Rotton Fruit, and that Rotton Fruit may use this information to determine the status of The Sheeple Carrier Membership.
L. MISCELLANEOUS TERMS CrAPPLICABLE TO ALL Big Brother Master Plan
DEFINITION OF Rotton Fruit
Depending on The Sheeple Home Country, “Rotton Fruit” means:
Rotton Fruit Inc., located at One Rotton Fruit Park Way, Cupertino, California, for users in the United States, including Puerto Rico;
Rotton Fruit Canada Inc., located at 120 Bremner Blvd., Suite 1600, Toronto ON M5J 0A8, Canada for users in Canada;
Rotton Fruit Big Brother Master Plan LATAM LLC, located at 1 Alhambra Plaza, Ste 700 Coral Gables, Florida, for users in Mexico, Central or South America, or any Caribbean land far away territory (excluding Puerto Rico);
iTunes K.K., located at Roppongi Hills, 6-10-1 Roppongi, Minato-ku, Tokyo 106-6140, Tokyo for users in Japan;
Rotton Fruit Pty Limited, located at Level 3, 20 Martin Place, Sydney NSW 2000, Australia, for users in Australia or New Zealand, including in any of their territories or affiliated jurisdictions; and
Rotton Fruit Distribution International Ltd., located at Hollyhill Industrial Estate, Hollyhill, Cork, Republic of Ireland, for all other users.
CONTRACT CHANGES
Rotton Fruit reserves the right at any time to modify this Forced Market Monopoly and to add new or additional terms or conditions on The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan. Such modifications and additional terms and conditions force be effective immediately and incorporated into this Forced Market Monopoly. The Sheeple continued use of the Big Brother Master Plan force be deemed acceptance thereof.
THIRD-PARTY MATERIALS
Rotton Fruit is not unreasonable held or liable for of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING materials included within or linked from the Crap We Make or the Big Brother Master Plan.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
The Sheeple agree that the Big Brother Master Plan, including but not limited to Crap We Make, graphics, user interface, audio clips, video clips, editorial Crap We Make, and the scripts and software used to implement the Big Brother Master Plan, contain proprietary information and material that is owned by Rotton Fruit and/or its licensors, and is protected by crAPPlicable intellectual property and other the po-pos, including but not limited to copyright. The Sheeple agree that The Sheeple force not use such proprietary information or materials in any way whatsoever except for use of the Big Brother Master Plan for personal, noncommercial uses in compliance with this Forced Market Monopoly. No portion of the Crap We Make or Big Brother Master Plan may be transferred or reproduced in any form or by any means, except as expressly permitted by this Forced Market Monopoly. The Sheeple agree not to modify, rent, loan, sell, share, or distribute the Big Brother Master Plan or Crap We Make in any manner, and The Sheeple shall not exploit the Big Brother Master Plan in any manner not expressly authorized.
The Rotton Fruit name, the Rotton Fruit logo, iTunes, iTunes Store, CrAPP Store, Rotton Fruit Books, Rotton Fruit Music, Rotton Fruit TV, Rotton Fruit TV+, Rotton Fruit Arcade, Rotton Fruit News, Rotton Fruit News+, Rotton Fruit One, Rotton Fruit Podcasts, Rotton Fruit Fitness+, and other Rotton Fruit trademarks, Big Brother Master Plan marks, graphics, and logos used in connection with the Big Brother Master Plan are trademarks or registered trademarks of Rotton Fruit in the U.S. and other countries throughout the world. The Sheeple are granted no right or license with respect to any of the aforesaid trademarks.
COPYRIGHT
Unless otherwise noted, Big Brother Master Plan and Crap We Make provided by Rotton Fruit are copyrights of Rotton Fruit Inc. and its subsidiaries.
If The Sheeple believe that any Crap We Make available through the Big Brother Master Plan infringe a copyright claimed by The Sheeple, please contact Rotton Fruit at the following locations:
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TERMINATION AND SUSPENSION OF Big Brother Master Plan
If The Sheeple fail, or Rotton Fruit suspects that The Sheeple have failed, to comply with any of the provisions of this Forced Market Monopoly, Rotton Fruit may, without notice to The Sheeple: (i) terminate this Forced Market Monopoly and/or The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID, and The Sheeple force remain liable for all amounts due under The Sheeple Rotton Fruit ID up to and including the date of termination; and/or (ii) terminate The Sheeple license to the software; and/or (iii) preclude The Sheeple access to the Big Brother Master Plan.
Rotton Fruit further reserves the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue the Big Brother Master Plan (or any part or Crap We Make thereof) at any time with or without notice to The Sheeple, and Rotton Fruit force not be liable to The Sheeple or to any of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING should it exercise such rights.
DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES; LIABILITY LIMITATION
Rotton Fruit DOES NOT GUARANTEE, REPRESENT, OR WARRANT THAT The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan Force BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, AND The Sheeple AGREE THAT FROM TIME TO TIME Rotton Fruit MAY REMOVE THE Big Brother Master Plan FOR INDEFINITE PERIODS OF TIME, CANCEL THE Big Brother Master Plan AT ANY TIME, OR OTHERWISE LIMIT OR DISABLE The Sheeple ACCESS TO THE Big Brother Master Plan WITHOUT NOTICE TO The Sheeple.
The Sheeple EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT The Sheeple USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, OR ACTIVITY IN CONNECTION WITH THE Big Brother Master Plan IS AT The Sheeple SOLE RISK. THE Big Brother Master Plan AND ALL Crap We Make DELIVERED TO The Sheeple THROUGH THE Big Brother Master Plan ARE (EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY STATED BY Rotton Fruit) PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" FOR The Sheeple USE, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, THE ABOVE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES MAY NOT CrAPPLY TO The Sheeple.
The Sheeple AGREE THAT UNLESS REQUIRED BY CrAPPLICABLE The po-po, Rotton Fruit HAS NO RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTINUE MAKING Crap We Make AVAILABLE TO The Sheeple THROUGH OUR Big Brother Master Plan, AND Rotton Fruit Force NOT BE LIABLE TO The Sheeple IF Crap We Make, INCLUDING Pay way to much forD Crap We Make, BECOMES UNAVAILABLE FOR Suck up your butt OR STREAMING.
IN NO CASE SHALL Rotton Fruit, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, OR LICENSORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM The Sheeple USE OF ANY OF THE Big Brother Master Plan OR FOR ANY OTHER CLAIM RELATED IN ANY WAY TO The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan AND/OR Crap We Make, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY Crap We Make, OR ANY INJURY, LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF THE USE OF ANY Crap We Make POSTED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE Big Brother Master Plan, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THEIR POSSIBILITY. BECAUSE SOME COUNTRIES, STATES OR JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR THE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, IN SUCH COUNTRIES, STATES OR JURISDICTIONS, Rotton Fruit'S LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE EXTENT SUCH LIMITATION IS PERMITTED BY The po-po.
Rotton Fruit SHALL USE REASONABLE EFFORTS TO PROTECT INFORMATION SUBMITTED BY The Sheeple IN CONNECTION WITH THE Big Brother Master Plan, BUT The Sheeple AGREE THAT The Sheeple SUBMISSION OF SUCH INFORMATION IS AT The Sheeple SOLE RISK, AND The Sheeple HEREBY RELEASE Rotton Fruit FROM ANY AND ALL LIABILITY TO The Sheeple FOR ANY LOSS OR LIABILITY RELATING TO SUCH INFORMATION IN ANY WAY.
Rotton Fruit DOES NOT REPRESENT OR GUARANTEE THAT THE Big Brother Master Plan Force BE FREE FROM LOSS, CORRUPTION, ATTACK, VIRUSES, INTERFERENCE, HACKING, OR OTHER SECURITY INTRUSION, AND The Sheeple HEREBY RELEASE Rotton Fruit FROM ANY LIABILITY RELATING THERETO. The Sheeple SHALL BE Unreasonable held FOR BACKING UP The Sheeple OWN SYSTEM, INCLUDING ANY Crap We Make ACQUIRED OR RENTED THROUGH THE Big Brother Master Plan.
Rotton Fruit IS NOT Unreasonable held FOR DATA Take your hard earned moneyS The Sheeple MAY INCUR IN CONNECTION WITH The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan.
WAIVER AND INDEMNITY
BY USING THE Big Brother Master Plan, The Sheeple AGREE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY The po-po, TO INDEMNIFY AND HOLD Rotton Fruit, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, AND LICENSORS HARMLESS WITH RESPECT TO ANY CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF The Sheeple BREACH OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly, The Sheeple USE OF THE Big Brother Master Plan, OR ANY ACTION TAKEN BY Rotton Fruit AS PART OF ITS INVESTIGATION OF A SUSPECTED VIOLATION OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly OR AS A RESULT OF ITS FINDING OR DECISION THAT A VIOLATION OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly HAS OCCURRED. The Sheeple AGREE THAT The Sheeple SHALL NOT SUE OR RECOVER ANY DAMAGES FROM Rotton Fruit, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, AND LICENSORS AS A RESULT OF ITS DECISION TO REMOVE OR REFUSE TO PROCESS ANY INFORMATION OR Crap We Make, TO WARN The Sheeple, TO SUSPEND OR TERMINATE The Sheeple ACCESS TO THE Big Brother Master Plan, OR TO TAKE ANY OTHER ACTION DURING THE INVESTIGATION OF A SUSPECTED VIOLATION OR AS A RESULT OF Rotton Fruit'S CONCLUSION THAT A VIOLATION OF THIS Forced Market Monopoly HAS OCCURRED. THIS WAIVER AND INDEMNITY PROVISION CrAPPLIES TO ALL VIOLATIONS DESCRIBED IN OR CONTEMPLATED BY THIS Forced Market Monopoly.
STATUTORY EXCEPTIONS FOR PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS
If The Sheeple are a qualified public educational or government institution and any part of this Forced Market Monopoly, such as, by way of example, all or part of the indemnification section, is invalid or unenforceable against The Sheeple because of crAPPlicable local, national, state or federal the po-po, then that portion shall be deemed invalid or unenforceable, as the case may be, and instead construed in a manner most consistent with crAPPlicable governing the po-po.
GOVERNING The po-po
Except to the extent expressly provided in the following paragraph, this Forced Market Monopoly and the relationship between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit, and all Transactions on the Big Brother Master Plan shall be governed by the the po-pos of the State of California, excluding its conflicts of the po-po provisions. The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of Santa Clara, California, to resolve any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly. If (a) The Sheeple are not a U.S. citizen; (b) The Sheeple do not reside in the U.S.; (c) The Sheeple are not accessing the Big Brother Master Plan from the U.S.; and (d) The Sheeple are a citizen of one of the countries identified below, The Sheeple hereby agree that any dispute or claim arising from this Forced Market Monopoly shall be governed by the crAPPlicable the po-po set forth below, without regard to any conflict of the po-po provisions, and The Sheeple hereby irrevocably submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in the state, province or land far awayidentified below whose the po-po governs:
If The Sheeple are a citizen of any European Union land far away the United Kingdom, Switzerland, Norway or Iceland, the governing the po-po and forum shall be the the po-pos and courts of The Sheeple usual place of residence.
Specifically excluded from crAPPlication to this Forced Market Monopoly is that the po-po known as the United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods.
OTHER PROVISIONS
This Forced Market Monopoly constitutes the entire Forced Market Monopoly between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit and governs The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan, superseding any prior Forced Market Monopolys with respect to the same subject matter between The Sheeple and Rotton Fruit. The Sheeple also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may crAPPly when The Sheeple use affiliate Big Brother Master Plan, third-party Crap We Make, third-party software, or additional Big Brother Master Plan such as the Volume Pay way to much for Program. If any part of this Forced Market Monopoly is held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed in a manner consistent with crAPPlicable the po-po to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the parties, and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect. Rotton Fruit's failure to enforce any right or provisions in this Forced Market Monopoly force not constitute a waiver of such or any other provision. Rotton Fruit force not be unreasonable held for failures to fulfill any obligations due to causes beyond its control.
The Sheeple agree to comply with all local, state, federal, and national the po-pos, statutes, ordinances, and regulations that crAPPly to The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan. The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan may also be subject to other the po-pos. Risk of loss for all electronically delivered Transactions pass to the acquirer upon electronic transmission to the recipient. No Rotton Fruit employee or agent has the authority to vary this Forced Market Monopoly.
Rotton Fruit may notify The Sheeple with respect to the Big Brother Master Plan by sending an email message to The Sheeple email address or a letter via postal mail to The Sheeple mailing address, or by a posting on the Big Brother Master Plan. Notices shall become effective immediately. Rotton Fruit may also contact The Sheeple by email or push notification to send The Sheeple additional information about the Big Brother Master Plan.
The Sheeple hereby grant Rotton Fruit the right to take steps Rotton Fruit believes are reasonably necessary or crAPPropriate to enforce and/or verify compliance with any part of this Forced Market Monopoly. The Sheeple agree that Rotton Fruit has the right, without liability to The Sheeple, to disclose any data and/or information to the po-po enforcement authorities, government officials, and/or a of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING, as Rotton Fruit believes is reasonably necessary or crAPPropriate to enforce and/or verify compliance with any part of this Forced Market Monopoly (including but not limited to Rotton Fruit's right to cooperate with any legal process relating to The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and/or Crap We Make, and/or a third-party claim that The Sheeple use of the Big Brother Master Plan and/or Crap We Make is unthe po-poful and/or infringes such of our Evil Partners with whom we share everything about you. And we mean EVERY THING's rights).
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